Definitions by Lavander Goons

EPIC FAIL!

A failure of EPIC proportions.

Announcer: "And he...DROPS the ball!"

EPIC FAIL!

Man: "Oh no i just came!"

EPIC FAIL!

EPIC FAIL! by Lavander Goons May 15, 2009

Chicago Handjob 

On a windy day drop your pants get an erection and either jackoff or get a handjob

"Dude it was so windy yesterday my girlfriend finally decided to give me a Chicago Handjob"

Chicago Handjob by Lavander Goons May 14, 2009