Chicago Handjob

On a windy day drop your pants get an erection and either jackoff or get a handjob
"Dude it was so windy yesterday my girlfriend finally decided to give me a Chicago Handjob"
by Lavander Goons May 14, 2009
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EPIC FAIL!

Announcer: "And he...DROPS the ball!"

EPIC FAIL!

Man: "Oh no i just came!"

EPIC FAIL!
by Lavander Goons May 14, 2009
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