Noun - a man of middle age who walks around in a singlet, black faux leather waistcoat, soiled jeans and odd looking boots. Often heard to yell incomprehensible obscenities to his long suffering wife, whilst drinking beer and listening to Fleetwood Mac many years after Fleetwood Mac has arguably come and gone. Is often visited by police, who check his computer for kiddie porn, and ask him to stop hanging around local schools, offering cigarettes to very very young boys.
"Hey did you hear old moonboots last night?"
"No, why?"
"I heard him yelling hard out at his wife, something about "Put your fish where your mouth is b*tch, and fold some f*cking washing"
"Hey, what are the cops doing here?"
"Oh, old moonboots has been at it again so they are taking his computer away"
"No, why?"
"I heard him yelling hard out at his wife, something about "Put your fish where your mouth is b*tch, and fold some f*cking washing"
"Hey, what are the cops doing here?"
"Oh, old moonboots has been at it again so they are taking his computer away"
by Laury Nextman May 01, 2008