Bland Job

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.
"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."
by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008
mugGet the Bland Jobmug.

Squishy

Balls on boys; especially if they're ususally large.
"I don't want to hum on your squishy!"
by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008
mugGet the Squishymug.

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