Definitions by Lauren is the shit

Squishy 

Balls on boys; especially if they're ususally large.

"I don't want to hum on your squishy!"

Squishy by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

Bland Job 

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."

Bland Job by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008