Definitions by Laura O'Hanlon

Sheepages

Plural for sheep; that is to say a flock of sheep.

"Look at those sheepages pooping all over the road!!"

Adjective; If something is squweewiff it's slightly bent, incorrectly alligned, off centre.

A picture is hung on the wall but isn't straight, Passerby "That picture's hung a bit squweewiff."