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acronym for "and call me
a bitch
," commonly used following the
common
exclamation
FMITA
, as in "fuck me in the ass"
-Dude, we're totally
screwed
.
-
ah
,
FMITA
!
-AKMAB!
AKMAB
by
Laura & Russell
September 2, 2007