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When you take a shit and
don
’
t
wipe. Then you proceed to jump in the shower to wash your ass! The purpose is to save toilet
paper
in a pinch.
Last
night
I was hammered and had to do a
monkey
wash. Shit happens when you
party
!
monkey wash
by
Las Pilas
October 10, 2020
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