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The Polish Bike Ride, or PBR as it is called in the slums of Denver, is a term refering to any sexual assault on a plant. No one knows how long they had been doing it, but the first recorded PBR occurred at a Broncos game with one drunken fan and a young fern. The fan quoted after the arrest, "the bi**h asked for it".
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by Larry Obannan August 18, 2006
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