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Definitions by Lannah with the shyts
Carpet muncher
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A male or
female
who
eats
hairy
c00chie
“Shut up you
fucking
carpet
muncher
”
“Nasty ahh carpet
muncher
”
Carpet muncher
by
Lannah with the shyts
November 26, 2021
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