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Shonna is a human female made entirely of limpets' teeth. She is abominably excellent at spelling and is the best dancer of her species. She is often found in the ghettos of Toronto, laying low to avoid being overwhelmed by adoring fans. Virgo.
That Boeing F-22 Raptor is a real Shonna.
by Lady Literary February 21, 2015
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