Lachlan Towle/John Westbrook's definitions

The cheese is a lie

A knock off of the cake is a lie but for the cheese enthusiast.

-"The Cake is a lie"-quote from the popular video game "Portal"

There will be cheese at my wine party. (later at the party) THE CHEESE IS A LIE

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lachlan Towle/John Westbrook October 16, 2008