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Uppie
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When you
lay
flat on the bed and your
girl friend
or boy friend jerks you off so
hard
they lift you off the bed several inches
My dick hurts so
bad
from miss piggy giving me uppies last night. I
think
I got at least 8 inches of
air
a couple times
Uppie
by
La-queef
June 18, 2026
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