Kyle Gray's definitions
The maximum possible reaction, either good or bad. Schlotz is mainly used to describe the manner in which you will react to prospective circumstances. Schlotzing, although not as common a term, can be used in certain circumstances. Schotzed is not to be used.
"If I win the lottery, I'm gonna schlotz."
"If I fail this test, I'm gonna schlotz."
"Man, don't go near him right now. He's freaking schlotzing!"
"If I fail this test, I'm gonna schlotz."
"Man, don't go near him right now. He's freaking schlotzing!"
by Kyle Gray April 17, 2006
Get the schlotzmug.