Kyle Crawford's definitions

Grape Spritzer

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.

Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.

by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008