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Vagina Ham

Discovered the fateful morning of February 8th, by Kurtis Schwartzentruber. The vagina ham is the first documented slab of Ham discovered to have a formation disturbingly familiar to the vagina. The ham is entirely real and was originally going to be sold on E-bay but the hams owner devoured the ham, including the vagina.

Picture to be included upon publishing. Trust me it's amazing.
Holy shit, that ham has a vagina. It must be a vagina ham.
by Kurtis Schwartzentruber September 14, 2008
mugGet the Vagina Hammug.

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