2 definitions by Kungfu Panda Express
A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.
It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.
by Kungfu Panda Express December 11, 2020
Look at this wrinkley old broad. How is she managing to stay alive? Poor lady is suffering a birthday overdose over here..
by Kungfu Panda Express September 25, 2019