Kung Of The Duckheads's definitions

Waffler

A Waffler is a legend of the CB radio that never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. Well travelled to all parts of the globe, their stories have the uncanny ability to get under the skin of any member of the Boy Cunt Crew. Wafflers are renowned for their philanthropy work and the production of some of the finest self saucing cucumbers the world has ever seen.

Too good Waffler, too good.
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."

by Kung Of The Duckheads June 25, 2019

Vadge

A vadge is a term used to describe those who take pleasure from the unhappiness of others. If they suspect that someone may be enjoying themselves they will go to extreme lengths to cause unhappiness. Due to their frequent repeated use of the same phrase they are often mistaken as the son of a Plastic John, however a genetic investigation has showed that vadges are not 100% human, but the results of failed test tube experiments.
If left unattended may form SMEGMA,
A toxic fungus.

I was feeling rather happy but I've been vadged and now I feel like shit.

It looks like a vadge, smells like a vadge and sounds like a vadge, luckily I didn't step in it!

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019

Raids

An affliction that has spread amongst the Boy Cunt Crew. It is transmitted by sneezing on a stack of freezer burnt sausages and passing them out at barbecues. Symptoms include severe anti social behaviour, a deep concern with the affairs of other people, and a deep desire to spread the disease by inviting people to eat the sausages at a barbecue.

Listen to that. You can just hear that he has raids.

by Kung Of The Duckheads August 27, 2019