Definitions by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds

Squatting Mellon 

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

Squatting Mellon by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012