Kompute Kellys's definitions

release the Kraken

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis

Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.

by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010

kompute

a noun defining superior intellect with comedic grandeur. Kompute's are often facetious, in the right way, honest, and great friends. Don't try to Bullsh@t a kompute as they have seen and heard it already. Also, usually into fashion whether voyeur or modelic is anyones call.

That Albert Einstein was a real kompute.

by kompute kellys February 3, 2010