Kirtan's definitions

Sassto

As in, pulling a Sassto. To pull off several uber-clumsy stunts in a short period of time

(Kathy falls/walks into a pole for the third time in a weekend)
DUNNY: Oh man are you OK?
SASSTO: No I just pulled a Sassto!
KIRTAN: Yitadee!

by Kirtan April 22, 2008

Sistoitis

A seemingly never-ending virus usually contracted in Las Vegas from a Charlestown sickling

DUNNY: Man, I was dunnygaming last night and I don't feel so good today. I thought that's what it was anyway...
SASSTO: Well, what was it?
DUNNY: I caught the Sistoitis.
SASSTO: Oh man! Sorry!
FLEER FLAWN: Yitadee!

by Kirtan February 20, 2009