Definitions by King of the Mod Wolves

Pink Velvet 

Slang for what pussy looks like. Used in response to hearing something nerdy or dorky, to imply they don’t know what pussy looks like.

You: sometimes I like to say Alohamura before an elevator door opens.
Friend: actually it’s pronounced Alohomora and it doesn’t open doors, it just unlocks them.
You: pink velvet.

Pink Velvet by King of the Mod Wolves December 16, 2019