King Swaggercock's definitions

Vietnamese Land Mine

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".

Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.

by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008

Canadian Snow Goose

The act of cumming inside someones ass. Typically know as an chocolate creampie.

While I was stretching her spokes, she started begging for a Canadian snow goose.

by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008