King Sulphur's definitions

BRUSH BACK

A high velocity and popping turd, which when leaving your asshole, gives your nuts the sensation they've been "brushed back" by a Bartolo Colon fastball.

After eating like a fucking pig at the Asian Buffet restaurant, he received a brush back from the greasy, gook food.

by King Sulphur May 25, 2006

Bartolo Colon

With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."

After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.

by King Sulphur May 25, 2006