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Bacon Beast

An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.
That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.
by King Jr. June 18, 2013
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