Definitions by King Gizzard-dick

Gizzard-dick 

Someone with a penis so oldly shaped that it resembles a turkey neck.

First, unbutton your pants and pull out your genatailia. Inspect. Then google the image of a turkey neck and compare. If it resembles the picture, thenyou my friend have a gizzard-dick.

Gizzard-dick by King Gizzard-dick June 28, 2009