Definitions by King David of Awesomeville
Levoti
This is that person that your forced to be friends with. That guy that always shows up and you hate with such a passion. He is selfish and his dad hates him with a passion. He is a total tool box and everyone recognizes that he has an I.Q. about two points lower than butter. The expression, "Better off dead" really does apply to this person.
Dude 1: "Hey man great party I'm having a blast... oh shit-dick-ass-balls is that Levoti."
Dude 2: "God damn it fuck that is a Levoti."
Dude 1: "I'm leaving... this guys a failure, who can't pass fucking Dort."
Dude 2: "TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dude 2: "God damn it fuck that is a Levoti."
Dude 1: "I'm leaving... this guys a failure, who can't pass fucking Dort."
Dude 2: "TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
Levoti by King David of Awesomeville February 28, 2008