Definitions by King, Ness's dog
EarthBound
The best SNES game ever. A boy named Ness and his friends go out to save the world from aliens and beat up the fathead Pokey Minch (but the little fatty runs away 'cuz he's scared).
EarthBound by King, Ness's dog August 21, 2007
new age retro hippie
An enemy in the SNES game EarthBound. This tree-hugging freak has 87HP and sometimes drops freakin' rulers. Th
Ness tried PSI Rockin' Omega!
Holy crap! 999HP damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
Whoa, who knew it could hit that high?
Holy crap! 999HP damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
Whoa, who knew it could hit that high?
new age retro hippie by King, Ness's dog August 21, 2007