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Definitions by Kimochi Warui
Milwaukee Cotton Swab
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When a person takes poop in both
hands
and
claps
in into both
ears
of another person
Dave gave me a
Milwaukee
Cotton Swab last
night
and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot
tho
Milwaukee Cotton Swab
by
Kimochi Warui
August 24, 2021
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