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by Kimmygibbler August 11, 2022
Get the Rangist mug.Clitoral irritation suffered by professional female cyclists. Flare ups occur after having to sit at the edge of your saddle for a prolonged period of time. Those suffering from crit clit are usually in a terrible mood and tend to yell , elbow, and chop your wheel for no apparent reason.
Stage Racer: Man, you made so much money after winning that Criterium last weekend ! I bet you're going to go shopping on Monday !
Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
by KimmyGibbler June 18, 2013
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