Kimchi Shadow's definitions

Dependathotamus

A military spouse that cheats on the service member or exhibits themselves lewdly to strangers.

Dude, did you hear that the Sergeant’s spouse has been cheating on them with random dudes while we were in the field? They are a real Dependathotamus.

Private, why did I see your wife stripping at the club wearing your uniform? Reign in your Dependathotamus.

by Kimchi Shadow January 26, 2022