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granola
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What
hippies
eat when they aren't saving the already dead whales or
protesting
in forests just to save a
fucking
owl.
Granola tastes
like
candy-coated
cardboard
paper
.
granola
by
Kill the fucken Hippies!
May 21, 2003
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