4 definitions by Kiddy Cuddler
A scottish man who loves haggis and Irn Bru. He typically has a fit sister called Sandra. He also licks peanut butter off his cats arse and loves to eat butter. He has the nickname Meachy Marthew and loves to complain about the passing on FIFA
by Kiddy Cuddler September 7, 2021
A pronoun. A Marthew is typically scottish, has a scruffy beard and likes to play the bagpipes. A Marthew is often partnered with a fit sister who all his friends want to have a cheeky shag
by Kiddy Cuddler September 13, 2021
A JakeyP is 4ft 5”. He has a head shaped like a tic tac and has short man’s syndrome. A JakeyP typically has a sister who is bloody gorgeous and likes touching up dolphins.
by Kiddy Cuddler March 9, 2022