Definitions by Kid Whiskers

fred 

To fret that you might poop yourself whilst allowing your sphincter to relax ever so slightly in the hope that you will enjoy the pleasure of releasing a tremendously satisfying, beeping fart. This verb applies especially to coffee drinkers on the run to catch a mode of public transportation.

"I'm running to the lightrail and I just scarfed last night's Chipotle, followed by two espresso shots, so I really hope I don't fred because these are my only work-appropriate trousers."

fred by Kid Whiskers July 14, 2015