2 definitions by Kick Your Ass
The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
suprise turd turtle head peaker
by Kick Your Ass February 17, 2014
My deliverence from my social life.
*buys Skyrim*
*deletes facebook, destroys phone, burns picture of friends and girlfriend, orders 500 pizzas ans 500 gallons of coke, locks door, and puts rifle in reaching distance*
*turns on XBox 360*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
*deletes facebook, destroys phone, burns picture of friends and girlfriend, orders 500 pizzas ans 500 gallons of coke, locks door, and puts rifle in reaching distance*
*turns on XBox 360*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
by Kick Your Ass October 27, 2011