Definitions by Kevin Love
Storvoyeur
Definition:
Someone who claims they’re “not on social media” or “barely check it,” but quietly watches every Story, Reel, and Close Friends post without ever liking or commenting. The ultimate invisible digital creep.
Someone who claims they’re “not on social media” or “barely check it,” but quietly watches every Story, Reel, and Close Friends post without ever liking or commenting. The ultimate invisible digital creep.
“That dude says he deleted Instagram but somehow knows exactly what happened at the party last night. Total storvoyeur.”
Storvoyeur by Kevin Love July 2, 2026