2 definitions by Kevin Getzewich

The act of sliding micro machines down a paper towel tube into another person anus
Tim: Hey i am bored do you want to try a Singapore subway

Jill: We are all out of micro machines, if you wait an hour i might be able to pass the ones from last time
by Kevin Getzewich August 28, 2007
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When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.
Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.
by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008
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