Definitions by Kevin Conor

Flabbergoif 

the distance betwenn two unshaven ball hairs, on an otherwise smooth ballsack. using the Flabbergoifian formula: A^2 + ballsack = C^2

You left a .2589723456728343493 cm flabbergoif after you shaved my ballsack!

Flabbergoif by Kevin Conor March 18, 2008