Kerry Gibbons's definitions

gaygercounter

more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).

Hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! I think you might be a... a... a gay.

by Kerry Gibbons November 10, 2004

jay leno

A strap-on attached to the chin, used especially for penetration and party tricks. Similar to a screwnicorn, in which the strap-on is attached to the forehead. It is thus named because the wearer winds up with the ginormous chin, only slightly smaller than that of Jay Leno.

I tried sending a picture of my jay leno in to Late Night as a look-alike for Jay's chin, but they did not show it on air on NBC. That pissed me off.

by Kerry Gibbons November 7, 2005