Kenposucks's definitions
A martial art for washout who are not fit enough to train in Tae kwon do, nor tough enough to box or learn MMA.
Founded by a hack named Ed Parker.
Majority of its black belts have pot bellies and are garbage sparring partners.
Founded by a hack named Ed Parker.
Majority of its black belts have pot bellies and are garbage sparring partners.
PERSON 1. I love to bully kids and am far and out of shape.
PERSON 2: Sensei Parker, it's an honor to meet you. I'm also a reject who enjoys Kenpo.
PERSON 2: Sensei Parker, it's an honor to meet you. I'm also a reject who enjoys Kenpo.
by Kenposucks December 13, 2018
Get the Kenpomug.