Definitions by Kenny Chapman, Tim Sibley

goose far var 

A phrase bringing tranquilty and serenity to an angry mind.

Used by Jack Nicholson:

Example:

Wife: "Honey I just wrecked the Porche!!"

Husband:"WHATTTTTT?"

Wife:"C'mon baby, goose far var"

Husband:"Geez... I'm better now!"

goose far var by Kenny Chapman, Tim Sibley June 1, 2006