Definitions by Kenneth Dark-e

Jay And Tawno 

Cockney slang for testicles.

I got an ache in me Jay And Tawno.

Jay And Tawno by Kenneth Dark-e December 26, 2008

elliot

Slang for a polish person. Used mainly in south west England.

Kid get's on a bus.

Kid: "Yo, Elliot, gimme a ticket"
Bus Driver: "I'm not polish, you racist"

elliot by Kenneth Dark-e April 13, 2007

Swede-ophile 

Slang for swedish paedophile. First coined in 1998 by Carl Thomson, member of the labour cabinet, after he resigned due to alcohol problems.

Carl Thomson's Friend: "The opposition is probably a swedish paedophile."
Carl Thomson: "You mean like ... A Swede-ophile?"

Swede-ophile by Kenneth Dark-e April 13, 2007