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snarcolepsy

SNAHR-kuh-lep-see (noun)
Alt. Spelling: snarkolepsy
See also: snarcoleptic

A rare disease in which the victim suffers from severe bitchiness and has frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep.

The disease is not very well-known, but will soon receive much publicity due to the film "Attack of the Snarcoleptics", where the disease is a large part of the plot.
Allan: You bitch!
Emma: Huh?

Allan falls asleep.

Emma: Oh, he must have snarcolepsy. Poor thing. I'll just let him sleep here in this dark alley. I'm sure it's safe.
by Kathryn Bigelow October 26, 2012
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