Definitions by Kate The Tank

Hazmanchego 

A nickname for particularly cool, friendly, sociable types usually called Harry. Often slightly more exotic and unusual than regular Harrys. Very rare and to be treasured at all costs.

'Oh, is that Harry?'

'No way, he's the coolest, that's Hazmanchego!'

Hazmanchego by Kate The Tank November 22, 2021

The Pied Snatcher of Devon 

Like the Pied Piper of Hamelin, but more predatory. The Pied Snatcher of Devon targets male virgins and deflowers them in hay fields in the South West of England. Feeds on cheese, various hams and cocktail sausages.

'Mummy, can I have a fairy story before bedtime tonight?'
'Of course, dear. Let me tell you the tale of The Pied Snatcher of Devon. Once upon a time...'

The Pied Snatcher of Devon by Kate The Tank March 5, 2019