Definitions by Karla Frobe

gay blanchette 

When one lumberjack hugs another from behind while eating chips and not wearing pants.

After cutting down a tree the King gave James a meatnormous gay blanchette.

gay blanchette by Karla Frobe October 11, 2005

gay aiken 

Stimulating a man's anus with your spiky hair

Trish was devastated when she saw her fiancee giving the plumber a gay aiken. He wasn't the one who was supposed to be working on the pipes.

gay aiken by Karla Frobe October 4, 2005