2 definitions by Kaptain Shit Ass

a Saggy Droopy Nut Sack. caused by hot wether or heat.
Girl: Look At His Ballang!

Boy: I Got A Ballang That saggs even more!
by Kaptain Shit Ass October 16, 2008
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A small dick with hair all around it covering your dick.
Josh: i fucking hate having a Seatwich!

Nick: lol
by Kaptain Shit Ass October 16, 2008
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