Definitions by Kaptain Shit Ass

Ballang 

a Saggy Droopy Nut Sack. caused by hot wether or heat.

Girl: Look At His Ballang!

Boy: I Got A Ballang That saggs even more!

Ballang by Kaptain Shit Ass February 20, 2009

SeatWich 

A small dick with hair all around it covering your dick.

Josh: i fucking hate having a Seatwich!

Nick: lol

SeatWich by Kaptain Shit Ass February 20, 2009