Kaptain Krude's definitions

bootstrappy

a homosexual act in which the receiver is so eager to have sex that he drops his pants and grabs his ankles in a smooth flowing motion and as quickly as possible. The name comes from the receiver grabbing his own boot straps or, when the act has begun, his partner's boot straps.

Charles took John to the spare bedroom, where John got all bootstrappy on him.

by Kaptain Krude December 6, 2010