Definitions by Kandu, Queen of the Jungle

beelzeburp

A belch so violent, massive, and loud that it only could emanate from Hell.

After eating a 12" chili dog, Chelsea emitted a beelzeburp and you could feel it from across the room.

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Any office, business or person that produces sub-standard output because of laziness, incompetence or apathy.

The B-School Dean fired Gail because she ran a real half-assed Marketing Shit Shop.

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