nozzler

A direct descendant of "douche". Realistically referring to the nozzle from which the douche-water is sprayed from. This is an insulting term basically saying that the nozzler in question is not even worthy of being the douche, douche-bag, or the douche water.
"That guy is being a total nozzler".

"Those drunken jackasses up there are being complete nozzlers".

Great with combos!

"Don't be such a chotch nozzler."
by K_Money_GT November 14, 2005
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