KINGLY feetz's definitions

Skunk Ape

A foul beast that is hairy like an ape and reeks of desperation. Although the Skunk Ape can be found throughout the Southern United States, the Skunk Ape predominantly is located in Northern Alabama (the woods to be exact). A typical Skunk Ape will appear quite plump and, more than likely, have a can of Mountain Lightning in its meaty, furry hand.

I spotted a chubby Skunk Ape in the woods behind the Chinese restaurant last night!

by KINGLY feetz July 12, 2011