1 definition by KCC Randomosity
A person with very poor skating skills who decides to try to whack a puck into a net on the ice while acting like a big shot. This person doesn't appreciate the fine art of figure skating, yet they spend any time off the ice at the arena looking at the butts of figure skaters.
Look at those pansies ridin' the ice like they're some sort of big shots. Bet they can't even stop on ice like us All Mighty Hockey Players. *CRASH*
by KCC Randomosity December 29, 2009