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a town that tries to be Short Hills. everyone here is insanly jappy, jappier than any town in new jersey, they spend all their money on clothes and material items so they buy mid sized homes instead of huge mansions. almost everyone is jewish. walking through the halls of livingston highschool you've never seen so much juicy, tiffany, solos, and james pierse. theres nothing to do so people hang out at starbucks and walk to the marble slab. it's boring and the only drug in the highschool is weed, and everyone thinks there so cool and badass when they blaze. half of the parents are wealthy and half are struggling to get by with the rising poperty values. the richest however lies in Short Hills but the real money (multi-million dollar estates) are tucked away in new vernon, far hills, tweaksbury, bernardsville, madison and basking ridge in huge houses hidden on ancres of lush green property by those who dont flash around there money and show off how much they have. this is unlike short hills and livingston who garishly flaunt everything they have and gossip like no one else. livingston high school is home to hallways of abercrombie clad posers who think there scene becasue they love love love fall out boy! yayyy and have no idea what real underground music or good music for that matter is. their depiction of anyone hardcore comes from hot topic, and not one person had depth or any concept of reality. except the asains which there ar quite a few of. there parents slave everyday at work to buy them what they want, these kids have no idea whats its like to live on a budget or the true value of money, or atleast there parents would never let them. to this town millburn is a gettho, chattam is poor and maplewood is a waste of time with a small movie theatre. livingston parties suck and get old fast. theres an endless supply of beer and prude girls. livingston is home of the prudest girls in new jersey, unlike short hills girls who are sluts. there is pretty much not one black person in livingston. livingston high school is one big competition to be popular. livingston natives are a waste of natrual reasorces.
im a girl from livingston, i wear a juicy tracksuit or jeans with a big belt and wife-beater every day. im so prude im in 9th grade and i've only kissed one boy. omg omg that amazing panic at the disco song is on Z100 again ugh im so cool, im totally gonna rock bamboozle, not like i no anyone except mmm 4 bands playing. w.e im so hot everyone there is gonna want me. omg ew black is not a pretty color
by K.L April 05, 2006
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